No one told me when I had kids
that I would become
an Inventory Specialist
who worked the swing shift
No one said I would always know
how many cookies are in the box
how much toilet paper is on the roll
and how much milk is in the refrigerator
or that I would remember the date it expires
I think about a job interview someday in my future.
“One shake of a cereal box, Sir,
and I'll know the exact number of servings.”
No one mentioned
when I had kids
that I would become
a chronic list maker
who always has a pen and paper
Or that I would announce to my children
what I already know
So they don't remind me
again and again and again
Bananas
Paper towel
Ice cream
Licorice
I contemplate alphabetical order
more than I should
But what I really don't get
is why no one confessed
when I had kids
what I would absolutely know for certain:
That there will never,
ever,
be enough wine.
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Do you keep a constant flow from the 'wine box' yet?
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